Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Ores Mined:	4909

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Star Shards Collected:	150	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Emeralds Found:	5809

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.