Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Crops Grown:	5605	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Emeralds Found:	6772	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	281
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4310	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mines Excavated:	1904	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	1919	Falling into the Void:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	139
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.