Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dimension Hops:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Secret Passages Found:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magic Items Found:	1596
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Potions Brewed:	184
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Love Letters Sent:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.