Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1169	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Animals Bred:	101
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Potions Brewed:	28	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	101	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9042	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6168	Enchantments Applied:	171
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	583380
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	12
Falling into the Void:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Crops Grown:	2246	Battle Standards Raised:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mines Excavated:	1258

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	3663
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	50
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.