Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1237
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Animals Bred:	146
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9989	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4101

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Divine Spears Created:	28	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7444

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	484
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.