Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5898
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magic Items Found:	3286	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	New Chunks Explored:	692724
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	533474	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Divine Spears Created:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Potions Brewed:	37
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Villages Defended:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.