Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	205	Falling into the Void:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5351	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Enchantments Applied:	231

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	110	Buildings Constructed:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Potions Brewed:	88	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Enchantments Applied:	56	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	113	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.