Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Towns Built:	8
Ores Mined:	8428	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	209	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crops Grown:	9321
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5222
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Emeralds Found:	1084	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!