Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	50308
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Dragons Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magic Items Found:	8509	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	674	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Towns Built:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	1550
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Emeralds Found:	10000	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!