Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mines Excavated:	3221
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Potions Brewed:	49	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Towns Built:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3569	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Dragon Scales Harvested:	166	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dimension Hops:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	4599
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.