Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dimension Hops:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8017	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Emeralds Found:	4567	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	302
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	155	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	6625
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Potions Brewed:	137

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Astral Projections Made:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9687

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.