Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9161	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7193
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Animals Bred:	94
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Void Gems Collected:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Towns Built:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Star Shards Collected:	240	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dimension Hops:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	112	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	4677	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7532	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.