Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mines Excavated:	4353	Magic Items Found:	5845

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	451656
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Animals Bred:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	376406

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Potions Brewed:	73
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	137
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!