Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6757	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Enchantments Applied:	254
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magic Items Found:	8870	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Emeralds Found:	293
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Crops Grown:	9605	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	248
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Endless Night Skies:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1284
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!