Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Towns Built:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9705	Crops Grown:	8161
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	78
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Crops Grown:	9449	Potions Brewed:	175

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1828	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Star Shards Collected:	184
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	132	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.