Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Villages Defended:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Farms Harvested:	759

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Villages Defended:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magic Items Found:	1882
Buildings Constructed:	50	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!