Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	853	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ores Mined:	3160
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	74	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	4333

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6252

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Potions Brewed:	92
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6532	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	New Chunks Explored:	896936
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Animals Bred:	78
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Animals Bred:	181
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ores Mined:	1416

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!