Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Potions Brewed:	175
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4900
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	1231	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Farms Harvested:	371	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8100
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9613
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.