Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Runes Activated:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Towns Built:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ores Mined:	6575
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	333
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Enchantments Applied:	239	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	236
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.