Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Farms Harvested:	614
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	470	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200	Farms Harvested:	577

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Crops Grown:	9311	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchantments Applied:	51	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	138
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Farms Harvested:	315	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	1140	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Divine Spears Created:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!