Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	248
Dragon Eggs Found:	2728	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Star Shards Collected:	171	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Void Gems Collected:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magic Items Found:	2895
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	6008	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Zombie Dances:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Star Shards Collected:	242
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4869
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Love Letters Sent:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.