Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4784
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Endless Night Skies:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	3584
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	168	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	75	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	258640	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.