Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mines Excavated:	4198	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Potions Brewed:	46	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Zombie Dances:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1781	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	645	New Chunks Explored:	218117
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	178	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7845	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	253
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Items Found:	5650
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Animals Bred:	84
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	47
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.