Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	25
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Animals Bred:	53	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ores Mined:	3903
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	157
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Enchantments Applied:	295	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Zombie Dances:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Emeralds Found:	3137	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	276
Potions Brewed:	163	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!