Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	5119
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Potions Brewed:	158

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9131	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	865

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Emeralds Found:	5685	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Villages Defended:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8139	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Buildings Constructed:	31	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimension Hops:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Towns Built:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchantments Applied:	201

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.