Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ores Mined:	4229

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2611
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Void Gems Collected:	35	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	New Chunks Explored:	485701
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6672
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	846
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Minecafe

Survival

We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Void Armor Forged:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	5124
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Lootcraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lootcraft, a survival server with a friendly community! We offer a chill and laid back experience, so if you’re looking for a casual server to play on you’ve come to the right place! We offer many features, such as land claiming to protect your builds, chest shops and auctions to buy and sell items, and player warps so other players can check out what you made. With the world border being 10,000 x 10,000, there is plenty of land to explore. Come join us and become part of the Lootcraft community!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

WheatField

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

WheatField,WheatField is a community based server that is now online! We cater for lovers of all gamemodes featuring KitPvP, Skyblock, Factions and soon to be Creative. We can’t wait to see the community flourish. We hope you enjoy the server and appreciate the heartfelt time and effort we have put in to the server. We love you guys!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Crops Grown:	6599
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Furry Refuge Community Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

We’re a small but growing community of Furries with a community server that is welcome to anyone and everyone who wants to join! We’ve got landclaiming, a bit of an economy going, along with Slimefun! We try to foster a a friendly encronment with players on daily. Lands will allow you to claim a property by doing “/lands claim”.. you can also use the little menu book we’ve provided. Slimefun book is also very easy to use and uses xp to unlock tech stuff. If you want a more vanilla play, you can definitely do that without having to worry about tech stuff. On the other hand, you can delve deep into tech without mods, allowing even players with crappy computers to play on our server and have just as much fun. Remember, you can save your xp by using a empty bottle item in a crafting table. keep “soulbound” items in your inventory upon death, and other stuff! Join us on telegram at telegram.furryrefuge.com or our discord which is discord.furryrefuge.com. We hope to see you in-game, and if not, you can use the bot to chat to people in-game from telegram or discord minecraft chats!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MegaCityCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

24/7 Hosted /back /tpa /sell etc !! Wait for it… Our free commands are free. We have tons of features — Come play a while and see why we’re so AWESOME !!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Swyft Minecraft Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Swyft, your next destination for an exceptional Minecraft experience! Immerse yourself in the world of Swyft, a dedicated 1.20 Minecraft server that pushes the boundaries of creativity and community. Operating on Java and incorporating custom resources, our server creates a unique and immersive gameplay environment.But that’s not all! We’re currently hard at work on a Java and Bedrock Hybrid server, where Java players can seamlessly join forces with Bedrock players. Swyft is committed to fostering a united gaming community where players from both platforms can share their adventures and experiences.Support the Swyft community by participating in voting and unlocking exciting perks, including extra homes, chest shops, player vaults, spawners, and much more. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft enthusiast or just embarking on your gaming journey, Swyft warmly welcomes you to join our ever-growing community.Connect now to Swyft, the server where creativity knows no bounds, and the community is at the heart of every adventure. Your journey begins here!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”