Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Sylph MC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are Sylph MC, a survival sever with Origins, all origins are fully custom coded and made by us, we are always actively developing and creating new exciting activities to participate in! We are also strongly against P2W and players who donate have no advantage over anyone else! We have 15 unique and fun to play origins such as the Angel who grants their blessing upon allies or the Ender who can vwoop around. Give us a chance and join today, I’m sure you won’t be disappointed! Join our discord for the best experience and for news on upcoming events/updates! https://discord.gg/kgj9hwDzFV

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NivalisMC

Creative, Mini Games

NivalisMC is a brand new server focused on providing a dedicated Creative experience! We feature – Free World Edit Daily – Customizable Big Plots – Exciting custom cosmetics – Fun minigames – A fun and wholesome environment Come join us and have fun!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mines Excavated:	4837
Dragon Scales Harvested:	337	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MelonSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The MelonSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.

MelonSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.

Servers are on 1.19.2+

– org.melonsmp.net

Bedrock: IP: org.melonsmp.net Port: 19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Zedpixel-Network

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Zedpixel Network is a Cracked Minecraft server! Open to both Regular and Cracked players. Our server’s player base is intermittently growing since it’s first released, with users from all over the world playing our amazing game modes and enjoying their time here with our beloved community. Can’t wait to play? Join hub.zedpixelnetwork.mk now! Zedpixel Network (Play Level-up Flex)

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GlowCraftOpPrison

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

GlowCraft is brought to you by GlowCraft. We’re a group that creates different type of servers. For a start, we’ve created a Op Prison Server to welcome all of those players who are interested to advance through the ranks. We’ve multiple ranks for all of our players to rank to and different benefits that come with it.

At the moment, we do not have any players, however we’re hoping to get players to join and stay in our server. With the help of the community, we’ll be able to bring all of our players a better gaming experience.

A prison server is where players are given a starting rank. With the default rank, they are limited to some warps where they can mine to earn money. With their earnings, they would pay the price of ranking up. In GlowCraft, we would also have multiple events like Mine Parties. This is to encourage players to join and also strengthen the bond between the community. The economy in GlowCraft is controlled and managed. Thus, the chances of inflation is highly impossible

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Rosefall

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Rosefall

We’ve taken the classic Minecraft experience and added a touch of magic. Explore a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, hidden secrets, and the enchanting ambiance of twilight. Discover towns and villages, each with its own charm and character, waiting for you to explore and claim as your own. Whether you’re a lone wanderer, a budding architect, or a valiant hero- Rosefall offers something for every adventurer. Engage in epic quests, uncover the mysteries of the land, and build your legend. The choices are yours to make, and the possibilities are limitless. Step into the world of Rosefall, where the roses bloom under the twilight sky, and embark on an unforgettable Minecraft journey. Your destiny awaits you. Custom Vanilla | Our server has a custom vanilla experience. Play Vanilla enhanced with custom materials, items, and weapons to fight off custom enemies. Dungeons and Quests | Help protect Rosefall and uncover the mystery that shrouds the town. Fight through dungeons and complete quests to advance the storyline- Or just collect cool loot! Player-Driven Economy | Rosefall’s shops are limited. Players can trade and make their own player shops anywhere in the world. User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease- Golden Shovels are given to you from the start! Free Ranks | Collect ranks for playing on the server and progressing! Each free rank comes with individual perks. Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly! Custom Textures | Enhance your gameplay with custom cosmetics, weapon skins, pets and more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minecraft Classic Survival

Survival Games

Minecraft Survival Server, many useful plugins (mcMMO, easy timber, economy, rank-up, PvP off, land claim…) Spartan anti-cheat , anti-grief , upgrades on daily basis, any improvements let me know on discord many thanks

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dimension Hops:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mines Excavated:	2379	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EcoMC

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

EcoMC is a Towny server filled with the features you want: – Custom Enchants – Custom Armor – Custom World – Custom Bosses – Talismans – mcMMO – Auction House – Economy and much, much, more!

It’s not yet another earth server – this is something different.

You can join our discord server at: https://discord.gg/6QJ4WBkHqT

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BVR Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Our server is running on the latest Pixelmon Reforged! >Pixelmon Modpack: http://bit.ly/2PifaUs >Pixelmon Reforged >Minecraft 1.12.2

Server advantages! > Exclusive gyms! > Prizes for daily votes! > Shiny and Legendary with improved spawns! > Quest System in MMORPG > Balanced economy! > Clan system!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

2b2t Japan

Anarchy, Survival

*There are no rules You are free to do what you can within the server.- *1.12.2～1.17.1 -Versions 1.12.2 to 1.17.1 It supports the latest version, so there is no need to change the version. *There are two worlds on this server, 1.12.2 and 1.17.1. -There is also a newer version of the world, so if you want to play the newer version, you can use 1.17.1. If you want to play the older version, you can use 1.12.2.-

IP: 2b2t.jp

Discord: ( https://discord.2b2t.jp/ )

Sponsor: mamireimu Hosting Server ( https://hosting.mamisrv.ne.jp/ )

donate: ( https://donate.2b2t.jp/ )

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MCisle

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to MCisle! We strive to be the best semi-vanilla minecraft server and feature great server specs, hard difficulty 1.20.1 gameplay with a few quality of life additions. We are constantly upgrading and updating. All of the fun of vanilla without the grief.

Put your skills to the test! We have three incredible parkour worlds and a fourth in the works.

Our server includes: Teleport requests, Set homes, Inventory Safe PvP Arena for practice, Spawn Hub, Parkour, PvP and Raiding, No major griefing allowed

Just enjoy everything else relax, build, and play!

Join us at play.MCisle.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Divine Spears Created:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Worst Server Ever

Survival, Vanilla

This is the Worst Server Ever! “Server so bad, you’ll wish it wasn’t so bad.” 24/7 Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

KivCraft

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

〘 survival – no economy or landclaim plugins 〘 world lore and quests 〘 started by players, for players with caring, supportive staff 〘 60k world border that grows with the community’s needs 〘 /sethome, /rtp up to 10k from spawn 〘 /tpa requests to teleport to other players 〘 griefing, raiding, PvP, or work together! 〘 feature-rich Discord with 200+ members 〘 social media where you can submit your creations 〘 players and mobs have a chance to drop their head when killed 〘 /character to write a roleplay bio 〘 /teams to set a group warp and represent your group 〘 sit on carpets and stairs! 〘 awesome tight knit community that is chill and LGBT+ friendly

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Legends Mc

KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This Server Is Really fun and has tons of gamemodes!!! It Has Survival and Kitpvp. We are currently looking for staff!!! Join the discord to apply or msg me on discord.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Emeralds Found:	5806
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PixelWorld Network

Anarchy, Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

At PixelWorld we have four different servers for you to chose from! – Towny – Anarchy – SkyBlock – TeamDeathmatch – Creative We hope to see you on the server soon!

**You can play from versions 1.8.*-1.16.* **JAVA/BEDROCK CORSS-PLATFORM

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Crops Grown:	3295
Buildings Constructed:	48	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.