Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DimensionPVP

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

DimensionPvP » Factions What we offer »——————————–« – Sellwands – Harvesterhoes – Genbuckets – Friendly community – Weekly Events – KOTHS – TNTFill – Duels – Balanced economy – Withdraws – Trading »——————————–«

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BMSWORLD SURVIVAL

Have you ever wanted to play on a server with PvP and Factions, but NO GRIEFING and NO EXPLOSIONS? If so, you are in luck. BMSWORLD Survival is my new Bukkit server and I hope you like it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	4764
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

LuminarMC

Cross-Play, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to LuminarMC – where the skies are limitless and the challenges are boundless! Embark on an unparalleled journey through our uniquely crafted Skyblock and Prison realms, where every step you take leads to new adventures and opportunities.

In our Skyblock universe, experience the thrill of starting from scratch on your very own island, but with a twist! LuminarMC offers a bespoke Skyblock experience, featuring custom items, cosmetics, and a resource world teeming with possibilities. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the Skyblock scene, there’s always something fresh to discover and conquer in our ever-evolving sky realm.

But the excitement doesn’t end there! Delve into the depths of our Prison realm, where strategy and cunning are your greatest allies. Work your way up the ranks, navigating through an intricate network of challenges and obstacles, all while forging alliances and rivalries with fellow inmates. Can you rise to the top and claim your rightful place among the elite?

At LuminarMC, we pride ourselves on providing a dynamic and engaging multiplayer experience like no other. With dedicated staff, regular events, and a vibrant community of players, there’s never a dull moment on our servers.

So why wait? Join us today and start your journey to greatness on LuminarMC. Your adventure awaits!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

UnDisturbed

Survival

Looking for a Survival server that is more fun and with more gameplay than the typical SMP server? That’s exactly what you will find with us! The 400+ custom enchants we have provide many new directions for developing your set of armor and tools! Factions will help you protect your house from attacks, as to expand your faction you need more members and power, which is earned through PvP. Speaking of PvP, we have a huge PvP spawn hole as well as many warps for PvP, and not forgetting our Duels mini server! /server duels The gameplay doesn’t end there! The server has Free Ranks that give you advantages! They each have their own kit, great for PvP, allow for more sethomes, and the higher ones give bonus commands! The Custom Bosses in the server are our interpretation of Raids, where you need friends and a team to beat them! They appear twice a week when we have Events! Events? Yes, on Friday, Saturday and Sunday, as long as there are enough players. Worried that we are one of many pay to win servers? On the contrary, just the opposite! The rewards we give to each donor are cosmetic ONLY! Do you have the bedrock edition? You can enter again! ip: play.undisturbed.eu bedrock ip: play.undisturbed.eu:19132 or phone.undisturbed.eu Come and have a nice game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7354	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8477
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TrixVanilla

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to TrixVanilla!, a simple vanilla server with so many gadgets! so what are you waiting for? TrixVanilla.lol

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Skyblock Survival

Economy, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9935	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

DanverCraft

Cross-Play, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

Join on our moded survival server where your magical journye begins explore, conquer and thrive in the world of endless possibilities!

Features: • Levels • CoinsShop • AngelChest • Afkrewards • Tools Skins • Custom Fishing • Quests • ChatGames • Join now to see more features we have!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Villages Defended:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Frantic Me

PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to Frantic Me!

Frantic Me! is a semi-vanilla Minecraft Java Edition server. The server is setup for Survival in a PvE setting. We have PvP arenas available for usage as well if that’s your thing.

Our server is more on the vanilla side of semi-vanilla and features a fairly minimal set of plugins. The most game-changing plugin we have right now is just to allow spawn shops to be manned by NPCs. If you are looking for a server that sticks close to vanilla principles, you’ve found your home!

This server is great for you if you’re looking for a friendly, brand new community to play with! Frantic Me was a top server during 2010-2011, and is back again in 2020!

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Server Registration and Rankings

Frantic Me! is a graylist server, meaning you need to register in order to build. This helps to reduce the amount of griefers that join the server. Registration is 100% free and can be done right here.

Be sure to visit our website for more information!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Farms Harvested:	498	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Mythic Miner RPG

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay

Server Address mc.MythicMiner.info

Welcome to Mythic Miner! Our world has unlimited possibilities and endless fun for all types of gamers. Players can upgrade their skills using the MCMMO stats, Earn $ through in-game jobs and Set up shops to gain profit. Some other features include: Land Claiming, SlimeFun, Upgrade-able Battle Pets, Gambling , Contests, Battle arenas, Mini games, Arcade games and much much more!!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Fortune Craft

Creative, Cross-Play, Roleplay, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to the Fortune Craft Network!

Fortune Craft is a place where others can play together, create amazing memories and have fun all at the same time with a variety of game modes ranging from: Survival, SkyWars and Creative – the choice is truly yours!

To emphasise our commitment to community and an active player base we even have Bedrock Support which allows both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition Players to play in the exact same world, on the exact same server, at the exact same time! This includes the ability to play on your: Xbox, PlayStation, Nintendo Switch, Mobile and also PC!

The Fortune Craft Network is proudly ran by Streamer and YouTuber – PhuzzyBond. Who strives for a Family Friendly environment where players of all ages can enjoy games together at once, and our Fortune Mods goal is to maintain that and keep the experience great for all!

We have an active community over on Discord with over 16K Members where you can stay up to date on Updates, Announcements, Server Maintenance, Creative Competitions and even chat directly from Discord to people playing at the time!When it comes to performance that is our highest priority to make sure everything runs smooth like butter, and thanks to our partnership with DedicatedMC we can do that with a secluded Dedicated Box used purely for the Network itself!

Active updates and custom plugins make Fortune Craft a truly unique experience that differs from any Server you’ve played before, and a purely vanilla based Survival Server to mix both regular Vanilla and a slightly modded experience creates the perfect balance to make it the most enjoyable Survival Experience you’ve had thus far!

Now what are you waiting for?… Join FortuneCraft today and delve deep into what the Network holds for you! Discord Link: https://discord.gg/ThePhuzz

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Endless Night Skies:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CTEC World

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

No1. Fun Fun Fun NZ Server, Survival, Start from the sea, make it to land to start your adventure. Disguise your self as anything. This survival at it best.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SkyGames

Cross-Play, OneBlock

SkyGames! Your OneBlock server for all times! What do we offer? Crates Shop Auction House Warps Jobs Ranks Giveaways And more!

Please join our server, if you think this is cool!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Endless Night Skies:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

survival.lilbloop.net

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

DONT USE THE PORT NUMBER JOIN –> survival.lilbloop.net Welcome to [survival.lilbloop.net] – A Thriving Survival Adventure!

Embark on an epic journey in our immersive and dynamic survival server that brings Minecraft to a whole new level. [Your Server Name] offers a rich and engaging gameplay experience, combining classic survival elements with exciting features like economy, claims, homes, vaults, rewards, PVP, roleplay, and an extensive rank system.

Join [survival.lilbloop.net] today and experience a survival server like no other. Whether you’re a casual player or a dedicated veteran, there’s always something new and exciting waiting for you. Forge alliances, build epic structures, and become a legend in our ever-expanding Minecraft universe!

Server IP: [survival.lilbloop.net] Version 1.20.4 Discord: [https://discord.gg/m8KRAZTA6z]

Website: [survivalshop.lilbloop.net]

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NeoEDM

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a Lands Server! With custom world generation and Soon to be more! We Support a GLHF community, which we will upkeep to everyone that joins. So this means were a safe community, and will help any group that asks for help!

We’re always there to help and constantly change stuff for the players to have fun, our drive is for players to enjoy playing and not paying!

We Hope ya’ll will have fun on NeoEDM!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Animals Bred:	133
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minecraft Endless

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Minecraft Endless – where survival meets commerce in Minecraft! Explore our challenging survival map filled with diverse landscapes. Need supplies? Visit our shop for essentials and rare items. Or head to the auction house for thrilling bids and rare finds. Team up with friends or brave the wilderness alone, but always stay sharp – danger awaits at every turn. Join us on Minecraft Endless for the ultimate survival experience with a twist of commerce!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.