Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SwoleCraft

Creative, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP for PC/Java: play.swolecraft.com The official Stomsh Minecraft server! Featuring: Economy Survival, Creative plots, SkyWars, SkyBlock and PVP! New gamemodes will be added soon. NEW: The mall! Get your own shop to sell your items to other players in the beautiful new mall! The survival is an economy 1.16.5 survival, you can claim land, buy various items in the shop, trade with other players and you can even buy your own shop in the mall where you can sell your items! You can survival with all your friends, because the server is cross-platform!

You can play with your Bedrock MCPE and W10 Edition as well! IP for bedrock (PE/W10) clients: bedrock.swolecraft.com (port: 25565) There is a nice community, especially on the official Discord. Please come and have a look around!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SoftSlayer | 1.9 – 1.20.4 | Survival | Small Server | Community-focused | Java & Bedrock Crossplay

120smp, Community, crossplay, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Nolandclaim, Nomapresets, PvP, Semivanilla, Survival

SoftSlayer is a small and simple community survival server. We are mostly vanilla with some sprinkles. Server has been running since 2011 non-stop, how unlucky. Bedrock support for PC, phones, Switch, PS4, PS5, Xbox etc.

Dynmap – Discord

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━⇒ How to join━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━Java IP: softslayer.com

Bedrock IP: softslayer.com:25612

How to connect with Bedrock via consoles:Xbox – PS4, PS5 – Switch

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

KiwiCloud

PvP, Skyblock

This is an amazing skyblock server where having fun is the top priority. We want to make your experience different than any other average skyblock server. We hope that you will at least check out our server and we hope you have fun.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Holocraft

Earth, MCMMO, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.

• Survival – 1.18.1 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.18.1 • Vanilla – 1.18.1 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soon

IP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://store.holocraft.xyz Discord: https://discord.holocraft.xyz

Connect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.18.1 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

🔥 Vanilla Anarchy 🔥 NO HACKS 🔥 1.19

Anarchy, Nocheat, Nohacks, Nolag, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IP: anarchy.mcffa.net

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

Grief.

Steal.

Set traps.

Kill.

Harass.

Infiltrate your enemy’s base.

Use whatever language you like.

ONLY hackers get banned.

Everything else is fair game!

The world NEVER gets reset, and has a 30 million block radius.

Explore anywhere and everywhere you want, but you’re on your own. No plugins, no starter kits. Hard mode is on.

This is old-school vanilla survival multiplayer.

Good luck!

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

IP: anarchy.mcffa.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Athenaz

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Athenaz is a Minecraft Survival server created in March of 2020 by Yolk3y. Friendship, Rivalry, Creativity, and Survival are main aspects of Athenaz. A place truly magical and a server built off true community, Athenaz is a highly welcoming environment.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8781
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Prism

Survival, Whitelist

#1 Christian Minecraft Server. Family safe and kid friendly! We are not just a meme. We ask player to follow our guidelines and rules and help keep Prism a friendly environment for all players!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Void Armor Forged:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MCVerse City

bedrock, Claims, Economy, Griefprevention, HARD, java, market, Openworld, PvE, Surival, Survival

UpdatesNovember Update – Global Markets and Improved Economy

Now easier to get more sethomes as well as trade with other players to get the blocks you need to build your dream hideout! Or.. just dig your way out!! Our community grows..

September 21 Event Start: Pocket world and Seasons!!

We’ve also added player warps for you to share your builds with.

General Info

Stable vanilla survival experience with a mature community to trade and connect with. RandomTP, Claims, Market, Unlimited Open World. We plan to be around for a long time, perfect for casual and dedicated gamers alike.

Massive world, no limits! 30k x 30k wild warp will expand as it gets used.

Play on your own terms. Get your own world! Free 10k block claim.

Market now live!

Visit discord for map leaks. Recently upgraded server for no lag!

Java Bedrock crossplay now available.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

zombie-craft.se

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

A Swedish stable server since 2018 with ranker economy and landclaim mcmmo and dynmap and discord and a few other bits and pieces…

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Pixels Semi-Vanilla SMP (VOICE CHAT) 1.18-1.20.4 (bedrock/java)

bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Crossplatform, java, Proximitychat, Seasons, Semivanilla, Simplevoicechat, Survival, Temperature, Voicechat, Vrsupport

Pixel SMP

• Semi-Vanilla, lgbtq friendly minecraft server!

• Temperatures and seasons!

• Cross-Platform, Bedrock x Java!

• Free Daily Crate Keys!

• Simple Voice Chat mod 1.20.1 supported!

• VR ViveCraft mod supported!

Bedrock port: 5216

https://discord.gg/s9JAnpAGrJ

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AnarchyMC

Anarchy

AnarchyMC is a anarchy server where you can kill anyone, wherever and whenever, no spawn protection, no queue, friendly staff and most importantly, GUILDS! Make your own guilds and get your own discord channels. We make the world size bigger and bigger every week, don’t miss out on the oppurtunity to get resources untill they get destroyed by the waves of new players.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SlimeCraft Slimefun

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

SlimeCraft 1.20 Java y Bedrock Play from 1.9 to 1.20.1 24/7 and 0 Lag Get machines, new tools, weapons, special armor, backpacks, elevators and more than 1000 special items with Slimefun. Over 250 new OP enchantments. Many missions that will give you epic rewards. Dungeons and Bosses Protections of all sizes Events and Giveaways. And much more! https://discord.gg/72Wm5cY6gV

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Enchantments Applied:	194	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

★ i-Pixelmon.com | Pixelmon Reforged (Online Since 2014) ★

Fly, Freeranks, Gymleaders, Gyms, Keepinventory, Landclaim, Legendarypixelmon, Legendarypokemon, Nogrief, Noraid, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Reforged, Pixelmonbestserver, Pixelmonextras, Pixelmonmod, Pixelmonreforged, pokemon, Pokemonminecraft, PvE, Pvpdisabled, Roleplay, RPG, Shinystarters

WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL

[NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!

How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers?-Pixelmon Showdown-Battle Tower-Real Gym Leaders-Real Elite Four Members-Real Server Champion-Boss Room-Training Tower-EV Training Room-Boss Raids-Rewarded Trivia-Land Claiming-Actual Survival (Building and Mining)-Keep Inventory-GTS-WonderTrade-Player ShopsAND A LOT MORE!

i-Network has been running since December of 2012! We are here for the long run. We are motivated to give our community expected updates, uptime, and most importantly, peace of mind knowing their progress won’t be gone from an unexpected server closure like most new servers nowadays.

Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Potions Brewed:	172	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Oasis SMP [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs

Customcontent, Fishing, Landclaim, Skills, smp, Survival, Towny

Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ

Looking for a chill, friendly SMP server for Java Edition? Look no further, Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ is for you!

IP: play.oasissmp.gg

Discord: https://discord.gg/NT8yJst82E

We are a relatively new survival multiplayer server in active development with updates released every 2-3 weeks. We use a custom resource pack on the server for our custom content textures and models (you will be prompted to use it when you join the server). The server was opened on November 24 after over a year in development.

At the moment, our features include:

🏝️ Land Claiming – Create a land and claim your base so your items are protected. Invite your friends, and join nations!

📜 Guide – An in game guide to get you started. Browse our server features with a custom GUI! (Use /guide in game to use)

🗺️ Multiple Worlds – Two main worlds to choose from: A fully custom generated map or a simple vanilla map.

🧭 Random Teleport – Teleport between worlds (Custom world, Vanilla world, and other dimensions)

⛏️ Resource Worlds – These three worlds reset every 2 weeks (Overworld resource, Nether resource, end resource)

🐪 Safari Nets – Catch mobs using safari nets for easier transportation

🎣Custom Fishing – Catch 50+ fish with more being added regularly (Yes, each fish has a custom texture)

👑 Ranks – Rank up to earn more commands and more chunks to claim for your land (You can even get /fly from the last rank!)

🎫 Tags – Earn tags to display before your rank and name in chat! (Tags can be earned from crates)

👷Jobs – Earn money to use on shops, ranking up, and land claiming. Level up your job to earn more money!

🎯 Skills – Level up to gain abilities and increase your personal stats. (Abilities such as speed mining, tree capacitator, etc.)

📋 Missions – Complete 12 random daily missions for rewards. Get an extra reward for completing all missions for each difficulty.

🛍️ Shops – Create a shop that other players can teleport to and buy from you. You may also sell or auction items using /ah!

💵 Player-run Economy – An economy that is completely run by players!

🎩 Cosmetics – Check out our cosmetics at /warp cosmetics! (Win cosmetics from crates, try them on at the warp)

⚒️Reforging – Reforge your tools and armor to get unique attributes on them

✅ Vote Rewards – Earn rewards from voting for the server using /vote in game! (Top 3 voters every month get bonus rewards)

Middle School Oasis [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs Minecraft Server

Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs

If you find any bugs please submit a ticket in the Discord so it can be fixed quickly. Any suggestions you may have can be posted in the Suggestions forum within the Discord as well.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VanillasmithcraftSMP (1.20.4)

Landclaim, Minecraftserver, Minigames, Oldschool, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival

VanillasmithcraftSMP (1.20.4) Minecraft Server

Java: vanillasmithcraftsmp.netBedrock: vanillasmithcraftsmp.net/Port-19132

▶ Resource pack Download Required

Nautical ranks

▶ Commitment to vanilla experience

We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and hope to find like-minded people. We never go beyond quality-of-life datapacks and never change or add anything that would change or break vanilla mechanics like technical changes or game changing plugins.

▶ Transparency & Community

No matter who you are or what your play style is, we want you to feel welcomed on VanillaSmithCraft SMP and we do our best to make that happen! We run on community feedback and all changes coming to the server are voted on and discussed beforehand. We have a trustworthy, respectful community and ask the same of you.

▶ Projects & Events

On VanillaSmithCraft SMP our goal is for everyone to have fun. We do this with frequent both player-made and server-made projects and events. Every once and a while we host events. These events can range from things like smaller minigames. We also have frequent building competitions and group projects.

How To Join

IP/ vanillasmithcraftsmp.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.