Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Zephyreum

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Zephyreum is a brand new Survival Towny server with plenty of awesome features, and many planned updates in the works. We aim to bring you the best experience and gameplay on 1.14.4 Minecraft possible. Gathering a friendly community is our main goal, so what are you waiting for? Come play!

>>> (Disclaimer: We are currently in an Open Beta. New features are being added consistently, but the current state of the game does not reflect our final goals.)

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Your Second Home [No Donations!] [SMP!] [Proximity Voice Chat!]

bedrock, Bedrockedition, Chat, Dynmap, Friendly, Fun, java, Javabedrock, Javabedrockcrossplay, Javaedition, love, Proximity, Proximityvoicechat, smp, Survival, VOICE, Voicechat, Voicechatmod

This server is vanilla for the most part in playstyle. There are various quality of life things that are almost necessary to having a server with a healthy public SMP community.

We do not accept donations as we don’t need it and we don’t want anyone to be missing out on features because they cannot pay. There are some features that require you to join the discord, but if that is not a viable option we can make it work for you.

We have been on the same map since the server has started and everything that you see is built in survival.

Server Features: - Proximity Voice Chat powered by Simple Voice Chat - Custom teleporter type things - Gravestones when you die - Item based economy (think trading items instead of money) - Grief Protection - Decorative heads - Togglable PVP - Dynmap - Craftable Nametags - Shapeable armor stands

Dynmap: http://map.kirk55.comDiscord: https://discord.gg/35Z72e9

Server is friendly with a happy community 🙂 Feel free to stop by.

Rules: - Do not xray or cheat in any regard - No griefing or stealing people’s property, even if it is unclaimed - Try to be respectful (more server specific rules can be found by typing /rules in game)

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	415	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RyCraft SMP

Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Jumanjicraft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Jumanjicraft is a small community towny based server with custom crafting and enchants. We have very active staff members and friendly players to interact with. We pride ourselves with memes and dreams. Join today so we can meet new gamers out there!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3453	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

FruitServers | Australian Survival, Skyblock, Prison, Pixelmon | 1.20

Aussie, Australia, Australian, Australianhosted, Creative, Customplugins, Dedicated, Events, Geyser, Geysermc, MCMMO, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Pixelmonreforged, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.fruitservers.netWebsite: www.fruitservers.net

FruitServers | Australian Survival, Skyblock, Prison, Pixelmon | 1.20 Minecraft Server IP: mc.fruitservers.netWebsite: www.fruitservers.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PdxMC

PvP, Survival

A nice server to join with and chill out with other players! Join to get a free reward for being one of our first players! Make sure to join the discord. We hope you enjoy!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Sky Servers – 1.20 Survival – Australian Hosted

Aussie, Australia, Australian, Australianhosted, Customenchants, Customplugins, Dedicatedserver, Events, games, Skyservers, Survival

Sky Servers - 1.20 Survival - Australian Hosted Minecraft Server

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WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL

Australian hosted Survival for over 6 Years Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks!

CUSTOM PLUGINS

Our developers work hard at developing unique content Each month we release cool updates to the server bringing in new gameplay options and improving the entire experience. Plugins like our custom market to easily buy and sell items and SkyRunes, our unique rune and custom enchantment system, are just some examples which improve the gameplay!

MASSIVE MONTHLY EVENTS

Each month we have a theme for build comps & events! Not only do we have a massive events weekend each month but we also have loads of spontaneous events each day! These include spleef, zombies, musical chairs and more. The End is reset frequently so that you can hunt the ender dragon and more!

JOIN TODAY

Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: [url=www.skyservers.net ]www.skyservers.net [/url]IP: sky-mc.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Mohaborey

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

═══════◥◣◆◢◤═══════ Welcome to Mohaborey ═══════◢◤◆◥◣═══════ =============== Server Info ================= Name: Mohaborey Server IP: mohaborey.aternos.me Server Port: 47589 https://discord.gg/hJgfVpNcUd

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2890

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Friendly Craft

PvE

Welcome to Friendly Craft! This server is PvE and not PvP. This server is survival and it has LuckyBlocks. It is recommended if you turn on server resource/texture packs for this server. We need staff. I hope you enjoy the server and don’t forget to have fun!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Towns Built:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Potions Brewed:	120
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Creative Anarchy, 2b2d [1.12.2 – 1.20.4] [No Resets] [No Rules] [Creative]

2b2d, 2b2t, 2b2tclone, 2b2torg, Anarchy, Anarchyserver, Cheating, Cheats, classic, Creative, Creativeanarchy, Creativeanarchyserver, Crystalpvp, Dupe, Dupes, Ffa, Grief, Griefers, Griefing, Hack, Hackedclient, Hacks, Hacksallowed, HARD, Neverreset, Neverresets, Nochatreport, Nochatreports, Nolag, Noreports, Noreset, Noresets, Nostaff, Public, PvP, Pvpcreat, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Xray

”The most creative anarchy server”join the discord! https://discord.gg/QeHG6mfeUa

I aim to create a vanilla creative mode Minecraft experience.

End portal locations: -1286 886 and 968 -1497

Offline/not working? try some other ip’s: mc.2b2d.org | 2b2d.creativeanarchy.net

Creative Anarchy

Updates since last year:

– [NEW] I now have a discord for the time being!https://discord.gg/QeHG6mfeUa [See player history/updates]

– Over a 1000 people have joined 2b2d! 8/23/23

– Updated from 1.18.2 to 1.19.4

– Various updates to the server to make the playing experience better. (mostly stability stuff)

– Updated Anti-Cheat (2b2t 1.12 like) (wayy looser though)

Available Commands:

– /help (see the important commands)

– /gamemode survival or /gm s /gm c

– /tpa [playername] (Since its creative i think its fine on a server like this.)

– /warp spawn (warps you to 0 0) (same reasons as tpa)

– /stats (see the amount of people who joined and other stuff)

– /playtime (see your playtime)

– /fly (useful for survival)

– /speed (both for walking and flying)

– /sethome (same reason as tpa)

– /nick (don’t know why might disable later)

– /msg /w /r /ignore /whisper (chat messages)

– /mail (send messages to offline players)

– /suic*de (respawns your player)

– /clear (clear your inventory)

– /seen (see the last time a specific player joined this server)

To see the TPS and Ping, look at the player list.

About the server/history:

back in the day my server (ssmsurvival.theworkpc.org:25565) was just a regular survival anarchy server i made for fun. i added the creative anarchy world on the 5th of may 2022.I realised people were way more interested in that so i quickly made the creative world the main world on my server. Thats when creativeanarchy.netwas also born. The survival world has since been removed. The server was very exploitable at the time, illegal items were allowed and people went litteraly crazy. crashing the server everyday. the server has sincebeen fully updated to prevent any crashing and exploiting. With the help of some amazing people. This is the only server were you can find alag free, stable Creative anarchy experience. The server map will neverreset. there is no admin interference. and will run 24/7 for years to come.

Support

Supported versions: [1.12.2 to 1.20.4]

For the quickest way to support, type this ingame.

/mail send 2b2dBot [Message]

For larger questions, please refer to my email [email protected]

Join now! 2b2d.org

what does 2b2d stand for? Its all up to you. The server itself is called Creative Anarchy

Spawn

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Buildings Constructed:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Void Armor Forged:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RetroCraft

PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the RETROCRAFT Minecraft server

RetroCraft is a server dedicated to pure survival Minecraft (with some added bonuses). We’re brand new and completely open to developing more unique features to enhance your multiplayer Minecraft experience, so feedback is greatly appreciated. On RetroCraft you have unlimited freedom..to build, explore, and mine as much as you would like. Our staff is dedicated to the server and will always be available to help in any situation. Have fun!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

KilladizNetwork

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

!!! JOIN TODAY FOR A FREE RANK !!! Tired of pay-to-win servers? Check out our 100+ FREE ranks on our 20+ gamemodes including: Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative Plots, Parkour, KitPvP, Dropper, 1v1s, UHC, and many custom Minigames! COMMUNITY EVENTS EVERY WEEKEND

Java IP:KilladizNetwork.us.to:26590 Bedrock ip:KilladizNetwork.us.to Port:26590

Killadiz Network is dedicated to creating quality experiences for everyone! Come join our welcoming community!

Discord: http://discord.KilladizNetwork.net/

VOTE FOR THIS SERVER

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Sevanial’s Playground (1.20+) | SMP [Java & Bedrock]

#addons, PvP, Qol, smp, Survival

Hi there. My name is Sevanial and I’d like to welcome you to come visit my server.

This is a Survival Multiplayer Server.Some QOL things were added like a day counter, instant tree chop, veinminer, etc.

There are also some commands:

– /randomtp– /home– /spawn– /tpa– /workbench– /enderchest

[ Addons ] – Anvil Restoration – Use iron to restore your anvil– DirectionHUD – A convenient hud– Dismount Entity – Get entities out of boats/minecarts– Double Doors – Both doors will open at the same time– Essential Commands – /home, /tpa, /spawn, etc.– FallingTree – Chop one wood block on a tree with an axe and the whole thing falls– Inventory Totem – Totems can activate even in your inventory– Mineral Chance – Mining gives you a small chance to get a random ore– RandomTP – Randomly Teleport anywhere in the server– Recast – Recasts your fishing rod automatically– Respawning Shulkers – Shulkers respawn at End Cities– Veinminer – Mine an entire ore vein at once

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Enchantments Applied:	227
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NugCraft

Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Drug Economy/ Factions server! -Parkour -Most wanted mod! Jail and Cops being added atm The Server is new, but there are already a ton of secure plugins put in place to have smooth gameplay. There is a black market in spawn where you can sell the three drugs you farm(Weed, Acid, and Coke). We will be adding more drugs soon, but you are also able to sell many other items at the shop in spawn or through chat. Server name: NugCraft Server Ip: [51.81.163.239]

Come join and possibly receive rewards! Owners: – Shower -Fourskin

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

XyroCraft

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Xyrocraft Minecraft server on 1.20+ (primary) you can use version 1.19+. We give to you Slimefun survival, Survival whitelist Vanilla, SkyBlock. We have 24/7 active support (not every time, but 99,9% of time we do) Server is 24/7 online, so you can play long as you want. We are going to get more, but right now we have only these.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Love Letters Sent:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”