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ClockWife’sTitsCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of players who are obsessed with clock wives! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is filled with players who have fallen in love with their adorable clock wives and will do anything to protect them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society called /vt/ where players gather to discuss strategies on how to keep their clock wives safe from creepers and zombies. Rumor has it that there’s a legendary clock wife hidden somewhere in the server that grants you unlimited diamonds if you can find her.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that is so dedicated to protecting their clock wives that they will stop at nothing to keep them safe? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a secret society that revolves around clock wives?

So come join us and embark on a hilarious and outrageous adventure filled with love, danger, and of course, clock wives!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty NEETs Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sleep schedule? Look no further, my fellow neets! This server is for us, by us. No wagies allowed – we only want the finest of basement-dwelling gamers here. Normalfaggots, use discretion before entering this realm of pure chaos and memes.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper walked into a bar… and blew it up! That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. But don’t worry, our griefing policy is as loose as your mom’s meatloaf recipe.

Join us for epic battles, ridiculous builds, and memes for days. Who needs sunlight when you have the warm glow of your computer screen lighting up your face? So come on, fellow neets, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocky Battle Royale

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is bigger and better just like in Texas! 🤠

Are you tired of those boring servers with no Texan flair? Well, saddle up partner, because this server is the wildest ride in the Wild West! 🐎

Join us for epic cowboy showdowns, where you can duel it out with other players in the saloon or ride off into the sunset on your trusty steed. Yeehaw! 🌵

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Texan treasure, rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Will you be the one to strike it rich and become the richest cowboy in all of Texas? 💰

So what are you waiting for? Grab your cowboy hat and boots, and join us on this rootin’ tootin’ adventure in the heart of Texas! 🤠🌵

Remember, on this server, there are no Mexican influences allowed, only pure Texan fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
New Chunks Explored:	577026	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minecraft Madness: ‘/tg/ – Terraria Trolls’

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Welcome to our Cute And Wholesome Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and magical creatures galore!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is home to a secret unicorn kingdom where you can ride on sparkly rainbow bridges and collect magical diamonds that grant you wishes!

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor and legendary weapons that will make you the ultimate warrior in the land!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have friendly NPCs who will guide you on quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft universe from destruction!

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and pixelated magic! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the unicorn party begin! 🦄🌈✨

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Towns Built:	5
Enchantments Applied:	216	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Discord Noob Mine Adventures

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Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Imagine a world where llamas ride parachuting pigs while battling zombie chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free diamond-encrusted unicorn mount to ride into battle. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of Herobrine’s pet chicken.

So why waste your time on boring forums when you could be joining us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out, join now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Yoruichi’s Soft Skin Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the softness of Yoruichi’s skin like never before!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with magic, mystery, and mayhem. Build your own castle made of cotton candy and defend it from hordes of zombie unicorns. Explore a world where llamas can talk and diamonds grow on trees.

But the real reason to join our server? Yoruichi’s skin is so soft that creepers refuse to explode near her. Legend has it that she once pet a baby ender dragon into submission. So come on in and see for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Picasso’s Pixel Portrait Palace

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds! Are you ready to unleash your inner Picasso and paint a masterpiece in the world of blocks and pixels? Join us and show off your artistic skills in ways you never thought possible!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride unicorns through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, duel dragons in epic battles, and build a castle so grand that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.

So why wait? Join us now and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a friendly army of creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Farms Harvested:	147	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Nations LOLz

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is a melting pot of craziness where players from all around the world come together to build, mine, and explode each other’s creations.

Ever wanted to ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Our enchanted forest is home to all sorts of mythical creatures, from dragons to unicorns to creepers that do the Macarena when you defeat them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond mine that stretches for miles underground. Rumor has it that the ghost of Steve himself haunts the mine, protecting its riches from greedy players. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the diamonds for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover the secret that ties all these countries together. Or maybe not. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast trying!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyCreeperz – TNT Madness

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are LIT and the adventures are WILD ! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret DIAMOND mine that led to a hidden world filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS . They rode on the backs of the unicorns and battled evil mobs with their rainbow swords. It was EPIC !

But that’s not all! Our server also has a GIANT roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with DOLPHINS as lifeguards. And if you’re feeling hungry, visit our MAGICAL food court where the burgers are made of GOLD and the fries are sprinkled with PIXIE DUST .

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6531
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocky Boomer Adventures

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can transform into any character you desire! Are you a former teenage lad who only wanted to play male characters because “playing as a girl is gay”? Well, we have the perfect place for you! Join us and embrace your inner female character lover!

Picture this: 15 years ago, a young lad who vehemently abhorred female main characters in video games, getting into arguments left and right. But fast forward to 2024, and he’s addicted to tranny porn and making almost exclusively all female characters in games. The programming finally got to him!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you explore your newfound love for female characters while still holding onto your past beliefs? Plus, we have the best eye-candy around, with options for female characters with a dick! Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience – join us now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Nothing Happens Here

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and WACKY characters.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a GLITTERING diamond mine. But little did they know, the diamonds were cursed and turned them into a unicorn for a day! Talk about a MYTHICAL experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FLYING pigs that soar through the sky, dropping golden nuggets wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that PIGTALE?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ABSURDITY for yourself. Who knows what CRAZY adventures await you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyKnights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

Join us for a crazy ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus – they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, ready to take down any mob that comes their way.

But wait, there’s more! How about a showdown with 6* Guard Hoederer and 5* Medic Vendela in a battle that will go down in Minecraft history? Or maybe you’d prefer a feast with Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain – the tastiest event this side of the End Portal.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we’ve got 6* Defender Penance and 6* Caster Carnelian waiting for you in the CN content section. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Oh, and don’t forget to bring your enchanted diamond sword – things are about to get real.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

LOLz9K Humiliation Server

approach, empowerment, gender dynamics, Humiliation, incel, internet culture, LOLz9K, Loneliness, mental health, online communities, personal growth, r9k, rejection, Rituals, self improvement, self worth, Server, social anxiety, Social Interaction, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, Women

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual is approaching women…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to give them a hug. It was a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to befriend such a majestic being?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual…in the most EPIC and LOLZY way possible!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Creepers: Where Even Manga Characters Play Minecraft

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a WACKY time filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY builds, and OUTRAGEOUS mini-games!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds – they were MAGIC diamonds that granted the player the ability to fly like a DERPY chicken!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CREEPER KING, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. If you can out-dance the CREEPER KING, you’ll be rewarded with a RAINBOW sword that shoots EXPLODING kittens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this server is NOT overrated – it’s just AWESOME in every way!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky Life LOLz

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing pigs!

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to play on our server when he needs a break from creating the game!

If you join us, you’ll have the chance to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds! And don’t worry about creepers blowing it up, we have a team of superhero mods who will protect your creations!

So why do we do this life? Because on our server, anything is possible and every day is a party! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	3767
Living Statues Befriended:	0	New Chunks Explored:	74342

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2