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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 5226 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, dis server is like a zoo on steroids, but wit no cages. u can see all da animal species u never even knew existed. we got unicorns, dragons, even a freakin’ sasquatch walkin’ around.
if u join dis server, u can ride a dolphin through da sky, tame a griffin as ur loyal steed, and battle a herd of zombie llamas. trust me, u ain’t never gonna be bored on dis server.
plus, we got a secret underground lair filled wit treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. u just gotta find da secret entrance hidden in da jungle. but be warned, there’s a giant spider guardin’ da entrance.
so, what u waitin’ for? come join dis crazy minecraft server and live out all ur wildest fantasies. just watch out for dat sasquatch, he’s a prankster.
