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| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 8534 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, dis server is like a zoo on steroids, but wit no cages. u can see all da animal species u never even knew existed. we got unicorns, dragons, even a freakin’ sasquatch walkin’ around.
if u join dis server, u can ride a dolphin through da sky, tame a griffin as ur loyal steed, and battle a herd of zombie llamas. trust me, u ain’t never gonna be bored on dis server.
plus, we got a secret underground lair filled wit treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. u just gotta find da secret entrance hidden in da jungle. but be warned, there’s a giant spider guardin’ da entrance.
so, what u waitin’ for? come join dis crazy minecraft server and live out all ur wildest fantasies. just watch out for dat sasquatch, he’s a prankster.
