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| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Don’t worry about your kidneys failing or DTs kicking in, because on our server, anything is possible! Your liver and pancreas will be working overtime to keep up with your virtual drinking habits, and you’ll be shaking from excitement, not withdrawal symptoms.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where alcoholics of all levels can come together and build their way to sobriety (or not, we won’t judge)! Cheers to virtual drinking and endless fun!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us for a wild ride of adventure and creativity, where you can build your dream house without worrying about unexpected guests getting frisky in your living room. Our server is a safe space for all players, as long as they follow the golden rule of Minecraft etiquette: no couch boning allowed!
So come on over and leave the drama at the door (or the basement, in this case). With no rent to pay and no contracts to sign, you can focus on what really matters – crafting, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers. See you in the game, where the only thing getting screwed is the occasional creeper!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 215 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a turkey or two trying to stop you from having fun. but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from those pesky birds.
come hang out with our community of players who are just as insane as you are. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.
so what are you waiting for? join now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even become the turkey’s worst nightmare!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players dressed as clowns start chasing you around with TNT. Or how about the time when a giant chicken invaded our server and started laying explosive eggs everywhere? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.
But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players have to build the craziest structures they can think of in a limited amount of time. And let’s not forget about our weekly “Mob Madness” nights where we spawn in hundreds of creepers and watch chaos unfold.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start serenading you with love songs. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, offering to dye your armor in the most fabulous colors imaginable.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground hot tub party where all the mobs gather to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, the Ender Dragon is a total party animal once you get to know her.
So why wait? Join our server now and let your secret erotic fantasies run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just don’t tell your wife or girlfriend about the llama love songs, okay?
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 80 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant snail. Yes, you heard that right – a SNAIL! And instead of panicking, they embraced their new slimy abode and threw the wildest housewarming party the server had ever seen.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where the mobs come to dance the night away. Creepers doing the moonwalk, zombies breakdancing – you name it, we’ve got it!
So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness, then come join us at SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYA SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYMUMU, BOBO… if you dare!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
