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| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!
Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.
So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.
So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 3068 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.
plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.
so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS! BUT BEWARE, THE LLAMAS DON’T TAKE KINDLY TO THIEVES!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE FLYING PIGS? YEAH, FLYING PIGS! THEY’LL DROP GOLD NUGGETS FROM THE SKY IF YOU FEED ‘EM CARROTS! IT’S INSANE, I TELL YA!
SO WHAT ARE YA WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! THE LLAMAS ARE WAITING FOR YA!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 61 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Server Type | Mostly-Vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21 |
| Community Focus | Building, Shops, and more |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | Please add the server owner on Discord at dealtdeal |
| Is the server Discord available? | Yes, the server Discord can be found at https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx |
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But be warned, the wallets are guarded by mystical creatures known as the Money Goblins, who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim your riches?
Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of wallet-snatching fun. Who knows, you might just become the richest player on the server – all thanks to those sneaky Indonesians and their sticky fingers!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 983 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT just for fun. Our server is so wild that the creepers are afraid of us!
We have legendary treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples hidden in the most unexpected places. And don’t even get us started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval war zone with players riding llamas armed with diamond swords!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us and experience a world where pets roam free, where cats and dogs can form alliances and go on epic quests together. Who knows, maybe your pet will even become the ruler of the server, leading all animals to victory against the evil creepers!
Don’t let anyone tell you that pets don’t belong in Minecraft. Join our server and show the world that animals deserve a place in our pixelated paradise. And remember, on our server, every day is Bring Your Pet to Minecraft Day!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. We have so many crazy features that you won’t know what hit you. Want to ride a pig into battle against an army of chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not!
Join our server and you’ll never want to leave. We have a community of players who are as wacky and wonderful as you are, and together we’ll create the most epic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
