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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 8773 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
join us and you can ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples! our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join the party!
we have more secret underground bases than a government conspiracy theory and more treasure than a pirate’s booty! plus, our players are so cool, they make the ender dragon look like a scaredy cat!
so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures, the dankest memes, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!