Zombielandmc | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Bullshit Minecraft SMP Murderer

anger, annoyance, bad management, bullshit, Frustration, implementation, Incompetence, incompetence at its finest, infuriating, Irritation, Minecraft, murder, murderer, poor execution, poor judgment, RAGE, smp, terrible decision, UNACCEPTABLE, unacceptable behavior, unacceptable outcome, unacceptable practices, unacceptable standards

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mines Excavated:	3867
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Farms Harvested:	796	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your gaming experience? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we promise to make you want to murder whoever implemented our insane and outrageous features!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas come charging at you with TNT strapped to their backs. Or how about trying to build a cozy little house, only to have it spontaneously combust every time you place a torch? And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that rain down from the sky every time someone says the word “bacon.”

But hey, if you’re into that kind of madness and want to test your sanity, then this is the perfect server for you! Join us and see if you can survive the absolute chaos that awaits. Just be warned, you may end up wanting to murder whoever came up with this bullshit in the first place.

BroBroGoneWild Minecraft Server

absentee father, Accountability, Boundaries, BroBroGoneWild, brother issues, Cheating, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Distance, family drama, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Honesty, Interference, judgment, lack of control, marriage problems, Minecraft, newborn baby, relationship advice, Server, sister-in-law, Support

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to forget about your brother’s foolishness and your sister-in-law’s marriage problems!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your family’s drama. Our server is the ultimate escape from reality, where you can focus on mining, crafting, and exploring without any distractions.

Forget about your brother’s disappearing act and your sister-in-law’s constant complaints – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to survive the night against hordes of zombies and creepers. So come join us and leave your family troubles behind, because in our world, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds!

HummBlockerCraft

Apology, classical music, concert behavior, concert etiquette, Confrontation, Date night, drunk behavior, EMBARRASSMENT, front row seats, Frustration, holiday music, HummBlockerCraft, humming, Live Music, music etiquette, patience, refund, singing, staff escalation, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3928
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Alien Abductions:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the hum of annoying concert-goers? Look no further! Join our server for a peaceful and harmonious gaming experience. No humming, singing, or tapping your feet allowed – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay.

Our server is so quiet, you’ll be able to hear a creeper sneaking up on you from a mile away. And if anyone dares to make a sound, our admin team will swiftly kick them out faster than you can say “shhh!”

Join now and say goodbye to unwanted background noise. Trust us, you won’t find a more serene gaming environment anywhere else. It’s like a virtual concert hall without the annoying lady behind you!

Crafty20sRedo

building resilience, career development, Crafty20sRedo, Decision making, education, embracing change, exploring passions, Financial Planning, finding purpose, goal-setting, learning from mistakes, life choices, personal growth, redo early 20s, relationships, seeking mentorship, seizing opportunities, self improvement, self reflection, Taking Risks, Time management

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to your early 20s? Well, now you can… in Minecraft! Join our server for a chance to relive your youth and make all the questionable decisions you wish you had made back then.

Forget responsibilities and bills, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic treehouse or starting a llama racing league. Who needs a job when you can mine for diamonds all day and party all night in our virtual world?

So come join us and let’s turn back the clock to a time when the only thing that mattered was how many creepers you could blow up in a day. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it… probably.

Brainy Biomarker Craft

Aging population, alzheimer’s, biomarker, biomarker development, Blood Test, blood-based biomarker, brain changes, brain health, Brainy, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Craft, dementia, early detection, early diagnosis, medical science, Memory Loss, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, research, study

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures ever!!! our server is like a magical land where you can mine diamonds with a spoon and ride on flying pigs!!!

we have a secret potion that gives you the power to speak to chickens and make them do your bidding!!!

if you join our server, you will unlock the ability to build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies!!!

we even have a special quest where you can find a blood-based biomarker that will help you detect brain changes and become the smartest player on the server!!!

so what are you waiting for??? join now and let the craziness begin!!!

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

Antispam, banner, Cases, description, Floodprotect, fp help, GIF, Jobs, Lazy, Magic, Minecraft, Mods, OWNER, personal account, PvE, PvP, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

The owner of the server “Survival without mods PVE PVP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bt8.bestixworld.ru

Classic Prison

activities, bedrock, Blackmarket, Cell, classic, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Events, Fishing, Guards, Npcs, patarhd, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	63
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Server Information

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP dnmc.net and Port 19132.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special events in the server?

A: Yes, you can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Snowy Adventure 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Adventure, Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave EN, Brave US branch, Bravegroup, Cera Luceria, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, idol corp, IDOLS, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, Maeve Morveren, merch, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, O’Lilou Loulou, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Serina Maiko, Snowy, Squirmimi, STREAMS, Talents, Taring Hu, Terra 404, Threads, twitter, V4M_plus, V4Mirai, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	New Chunks Explored:	450222
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server? It’s like the Go White Girl Go Edition, but in blocky form! Join us and vibe with the talents of V4Mirai, they’re like the virtual idols of the pixelated world. Crystalis, Petalight, Lunalia, Voltail, they’re all here to party with you in the virtual realm.

But wait, there’s more! We got other Brave EN groups too, like globie and VSPO! EN. They’re all ready to rock your blocky world with their epic streams and crazy antics. And don’t forget about Idol Corp, they’re like the adopted classmate of the Minecraft server, bringing some ASMR vibes to the mix.

So, why join this server? Because where else can you vibe with virtual idols, crazy EN groups, and ASMR sensations all in one place? Plus, we got merch, so you can rep your blocky fam in style. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness

Lucky Scrote Minecraft SMP

bravado, catchphrase, Clint Eastwood, CONFIDENT, Dirty Harry, feeling lucky, funny, humor, iconic quote, LUCK, Lucky, Minecraft, movie quote, movie tagline, SCROTE, Slang, smp, tough guy, tough guy talk, tough language, tough talk, YA FEELING LUCKY

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old rules, then buckle up, buttercup, because this place is a wild ride.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because why not! And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles, running around like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by angry pandas riding on the backs of creepers. Think you can survive that? Good luck, buddy.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of singing Endermen? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you’re gonna need it.

MineCraftyMate’s Loot: AITA Minecraft Server

aita, belongings, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, ENTITLEMENT, Honesty, Loot, Manipulation, materialism, Minecraft, MineCraftyMates, ownership, partner, possessions, reciprocity, relationship, Respect, Selfishness, Server, sharing, Trust, Understanding, Using

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	267	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	170
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds and claiming they were “ours”? Look no further, because on our server, we have strict rules against mooching off other players’ hard-earned loot!

Join us and never again have to deal with a partner who uses your enchanted gear without permission or lies to their friends about contributing to purchases. Our server is all about fairness and respect for each player’s belongings.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret chest full of rare items that no one else knows about. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on over and experience the most drama-free Minecraft server out there, where you can build and explore without worrying about someone taking advantage of your generosity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyHub – No Help Needed!

Boundaries, breadwinner, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, equality, Expectations, husband, morning routine, Needed, parenting, relationship dynamics, Resentment, sleep deprivation, stay at home mom, Support, UNFAIR, Wife, work, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a stay-at-home mom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Our server is the perfect escape from reality, where you can unleash all your frustrations in a virtual world. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and let out all your pent-up anger by destroying creepers and zombies.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not helping your husband get ready in the morning. In fact, we encourage it! Let him fend for himself while you conquer the Minecraft world like the badass mom you are.

So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in battle, casualties in conflict, casualties in military operation, casualties in war, Conflict, eastern front, Kursk Oblast, Kursk Oblast conflict, KurskCraft, Losses, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean army, North Korean military, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	160	Alien Abductions:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Votes:	1215

come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean army is losing more people than in Kursk Oblast! we got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! build your own bunker and defend against the craziness or join in on the fun and help take down the enemy! who needs world war 3 when you can have all the action right here in minecraft? join now and be a part of the madness!

SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

address polarization, BLOCK, content moderation, empower, empowerment, Exploration, Explore, Moderation, new research, Party, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, social media spending, SPENDING, spending on moderation, TOXIC, toxic content, toxic content moderation, user control, user empowerment, user empowerment in social media, user exploration, Users

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Farms Harvested:	835	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mines Excavated:	1154
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

Players:	108/700	Votes:	942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1