Zombielandmc | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Christmas Trans Boy Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Boy, celebration, christmas, Diversity, Festive, Gender Identity, gift, Happiness, holiday, Inclusivity, joy, Lgbt, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, PRESENT, smp, Trans, trans boy, Transgender, transgender boy, wish, Wishlist

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Buildings Constructed:	29	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be your crazy self.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano.

But the real reason you should join is because rumor has it that Santa Claus himself is a member of our server and he’s looking for a trans boy to be his new elf assistant. So if you’ve ever dreamed of working at the North Pole and helping Santa deliver presents to all the good boys and girls, then this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious and outrageous adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself living out your wildest Christmas dreams!

ExStepMomDrama Minecraft Server

bridal shower, Communication Issues, event planning, ex-stepmom, ExStepMomDrama, family conflict, family disagreements, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, family tension, guest list, invite list, Minecraft, party planning, personal boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, sister drama, social etiquette, uncomfortable situation, wedding etiquette, wedding planning

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	253	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Players Killed by Monsters:	9416
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister inviting your ex-stepmom to your virtual bridal shower. In fact, we encourage you to invite all your favorite Minecraft characters, from creepers to villagers, to celebrate with you!

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a giant wedding cake out of diamond blocks, ride pigs dressed in tuxedos down the aisle, and have Ender Dragons officiate your ceremony? Trust us, it’s a wedding you won’t forget (unless you accidentally fall into a lava pit)!

So leave the family drama behind and come join us for some epic Minecraft fun. Who needs real-life bridal showers when you can have a virtual one with exploding TNT confetti? Join now and let the party begin!

BroPicsNoShareLOL

body positivity, BroPicsNoShareLOL, family boundaries, family dynamics, in-laws, intrusive behavior, Marriage Struggles, over interference, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy concerns, privacy issues, privacy rights, private person, sharing boundaries, sharing photos, vacation experiences, vacation memories, vacation pictures, vacation privacy

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from intrusive in-laws and surf the waves of freedom! Join us and leave behind the drama of sharing vacation pictures with nosy family members.

On our server, you can build your own private paradise without anyone asking for your personal photos. Embrace your privacy and body positivity while crafting your perfect world.

And don’t worry, there are no ultimatums here – you can stay with us without ever having to share a single picture. So come join our server and let your creativity run wild, away from the prying eyes of in-laws and unwanted demands for vacation snapshots!

SickoSMP – Minecraft SMP

#bedridden, Contagious, diarrhea, Doctor, FATIGUE, Fever, flu, health, Hospital, Illness, infection, Medicine, Minecraft, Quarantine, Recovery, sick leave, Sickness, SickoSMP, smp, Symptoms, Virus, vomiting, Weak

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride for your brain, man. Like, you think you’ve seen it all, but then you join this server and BAM, your mind is blown into a million pieces.

First of all, the spawn point is literally a giant chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that? And the admin is this crazy dude who only speaks in pig Latin, but somehow you still understand him. And don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re all wearing sunglasses and doing the cha-cha slide, it’s insane.

But the best part is the community, man. Everyone is just a bunch of lovable weirdos who are always down for a good time. We once had a whole event where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show, it was epic.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that will make your brain do backflips, then come join us. Plus, we have free cookies, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness?

ParentalPunishCraft

childhood memories, Chores, consequences, Curfew, discipline, family rules, grounding, harsh punishment, loss of privileges, Parental authority, parental discipline, ParentalPunishCraft, parents, punishment methods, Reprimand, restrictions, scolding, spanking, strict parents, timeout, worst punishment

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are your parents constantly grounding you for playing too much Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst punishment you’ll get is being forced to build a giant statue of your mom out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride of crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a few surprise visits from Herobrine himself. So come on down and join us, where the only thing you’ll be grounded from is reality!

RuskiBustersMC

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Disinformation, Economy, EU, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, media manipulation, News, Politics, propagandists, restrictions, RuskiBustersMC, Russian, sanctions, Trade, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN all the russian propagandists and make them mine diamonds all day long HAHAHA. our economy is so lit, you can trade your dirt blocks for enchanted golden apples, no joke. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like a diamond sword with sharpness 1000. if you’re not scared of a little adventure, come join us and let’s take over the minecraft world together!

Campus Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, campus, Closeups, college, College Edition, Crafters, Edition, front-facing, Full bodies, Guide, High angles, image limit, Low angles, Low quality images, Nudify, Nudify Thread, portraits, Possible.., Quality, Read, Results, Thread, Wasting

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, we got pixelated pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball that attracts all the creepers to dance with you.

Plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to come hang out and party with us.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some wacky creations together!

Snoot Monday – Hoodie Edition Minecraft SMP

Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, FICS, Goodbye Volcano High, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, hoodie, hoodie edition, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, previous threads, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game (virtually, of course) at hugthegator.xyz! Our server is so wild, even the Snoot Game OST will have you bouncing in your seat. And if that’s not enough, we have Snoot AI Chatbots that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our Snoot Mods are so out of this world, you’ll wonder how you ever played Minecraft without them. Don’t miss out on the craziness – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

XmasNostalgiaCraft

childhood innocence, childhood memories, christmas carols, christmas eve, Christmas magic, christmas morning, Christmas presents, Christmas stockings, Christmas traditions, christmas tree, family gatherings, festive decorations, holiday excitement, holiday joy, holiday spirit, holiday treats, magical moments, Nostalgia, Santa Claus, winter wonderland, XmasNostalgiaCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Runes Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73

Remember the days when you used to wake up on Christmas morning filled with excitement and wonder? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back that magical feeling every day! Join us and experience the joy of Christmas all year round with our festive decorations, Santa Claus sightings, and even a secret workshop where you can help the elves make toys for all the good little Minecraft players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying reindeer that you can ride around the snowy landscape. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the abominable snowman lurking in the mountains, waiting to challenge you to a snowball fight!

So come join us on our Christmas wonderland server and relive the magic of the holidays in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCarCrafters

automaker, Automobile (Industry), automotive giants, Automotive Industry, automotive news, business merger, car manufacturers, collaboration, Competition, corporate consolidation, CraftyCarCrafters, global market, Honda, industry leaders, industry shakeup, Japanese automakers, market share, MERGE, nissan, strategic alliance, world’s No. 3

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where nissan and honda have decided to merge and create da world’s number 3 automaker! we got cars flyin around everywhere in dis server, u can drive a honda civic while fightin off creepers and zombies!

imagine rollin up to a village in a nissan altima, blarin ur horn and causin chaos everywhere u go. u can even race ur friends in a honda accord and see who’s da fastest on da server!

so come join us and be a part of dis crazy automotive adventure in minecraft! who needs regular cars when u can have nissan-honda hybrids in a blocky world? let’s make traffic jams fun again!

Java Jive Cafe Server

antioxidants, Beverages, cafe, Caffeine, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, coffee, daily intake, Drinking, habits, head and neck cancer, health benefits, health news, health study, java, Jive, Lifestyle, lower risk, Moderation, Prevention, research, Server, study, tea

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we drink tea and coffee all day to lower our risk of getting head and neck cancer! we have found that players who have more than 4 coffees a day have a 17% lower chance of getting head and neck cancers in game. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug and join us for a wild adventure filled with caffeine and creepers. who knew that fighting off zombies could also help fight off cancer? join now and let’s caffeinate our way to victory!

Italian Adventures 1.20.6

1.20.6, Adventures, cultural heritage, Do Re Mi, european music, Fa Sol La Si Do, Italian, Italian culture, italian folklore, Italian heritage, Italian history, Italian landmarks, Italian language, Italian Music, Italian tourism, Italian traditions, italy, italy travel, medieval song, Music, musical traditions, Old songs, traditional music

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Dragons Tamed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Yo, bro, forget about Italy and medieval songs, come join our Minecraft server where we sing in blocks instead of notes! We don’t do no boring old Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Si Do, we do Creeper, Diamond, Zombie, Enderman, Chicken, TNT, and Bacon! Yeah, you heard me right, we sing in Bacon!

Join our server and experience the craziest musical journey of your life! Build your own musical masterpiece using blocks and mobs as your notes. Trust me, once you’ve heard a Creeper symphony, you’ll never want to go back to regular music again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some bacon music together!

The Janitor Minecraft SMP

Character, janitor, janitor character, janitor persona, janitor wrestler, Janitorial, janitorial character, janitorial gimmick, Minecraft, smp, wrestling gimmick, wrestling persona

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Crops Grown:	1358
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the janitor is the real MVP! Forget about building epic castles or slaying dragons, our janitor will sweep you off your feet with his mad cleaning skills. Join us for a chance to witness the janitor’s legendary mop techniques and see him battle against the evil dust bunnies that threaten to take over the server.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Rumor has it that the janitor is the best dancer in town and can outshine even the most skilled players on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with cleaning antics, dance parties, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos!

NoFoodZoneCraft

airline policies, airplane etiquette, airplane rules, airplane snacks, allergic reactions, emergency medical situations, entitled passengers, flight attendant intervention, food allergies, in-flight disruptions, inconsiderate behavior, NoFoodZoneCraft, passenger entitlement, passenger health, passenger rights, passenger safety, peanut allergy, peanut-free flights, Public Safety, public shaming, social judgment

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Potions Brewed:	164
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Void Gems Collected:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of being judged for wanting to live? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your right to not die mid-air! No peanuts allowed, so you can game in peace without the fear of an allergic reaction. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of staying alive while playing Minecraft. Don’t be booed for wanting to survive, join us today and game without the peanut pressure!

CraftyCommies: Redstone Revolution

Asia, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Defense, drone technology, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, military alliance, military buildup, military deployment, military equipment, military strategy, N.Korea, North Korea, Redstone, revolution, russia, SECURITY, seoul, suicide drone supply, troop deployment

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Love Letters Sent:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

lol ur probably thinking what does this have to do with a minecraft server? well let me tell u, our server is so lit that even N. Korea wants to join! they’re preparing to send troops and suicide drones to help us dominate the virtual world. imagine playing minecraft with actual soldiers and drones, it’s gonna be epic! join now before it’s too late and become a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Players:	110/100	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0