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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 3359 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 333 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 |
1. Our server is so lit, even in 2024 people are still talking about it. That’s right, we’re like the OG of Minecraft servers.
2. We have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. From giant floating castles to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, we’ve got it all.
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4. Rumor has it, if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper. Just don’t wish for more creepers, trust me on that one.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!