Zombie Apocalypse Funhouse: Where Brainwashing is a Survival Skill!

Apocalypse, BRAINWASHING, funhouse, skill, Survival, zombie

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Void Gems Collected:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of waiting for genetically engineered brainwashed perfect hotties to become a reality? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has them all! Join us and experience a world where everyone is a flawless supermodel with the brains of Einstein (and the looks of a Kardashian).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in on the fun!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted items. Just be careful of the lava pit guarding it – we hear it has a taste for unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible (and where chickens rule the dance floor).

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Potions Brewed:	95
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	1786
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6223	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	164
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	221	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Villages Defended:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4638
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	134
Dragons Tamed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	6362	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Void Gems Collected:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	398	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	290	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	55
Emeralds Found:	5267	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.