Zombie Apocalypse Funhouse: Where Brainwashing is a Survival Skill!

Apocalypse, BRAINWASHING, funhouse, skill, Survival, zombie

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7607	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Potions Brewed:	151	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of waiting for genetically engineered brainwashed perfect hotties to become a reality? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has them all! Join us and experience a world where everyone is a flawless supermodel with the brains of Einstein (and the looks of a Kardashian).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in on the fun!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted items. Just be careful of the lava pit guarding it – we hear it has a taste for unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible (and where chickens rule the dance floor).

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7394
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	226	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5534
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6604
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Void Armor Forged:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5515
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	114	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magic Items Found:	4316	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5546	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magic Items Found:	4738
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	818
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	57	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9411
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ores Mined:	6053
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3