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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 8140 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 54 |
First off, did you know that there’s a none zero chance that D.B Cooper and the Zodiac Killer were the same person? Yeah, you heard me right! And guess what? They both play on our server! So if you wanna team up with some of the most notorious criminals in history, then you gotta join us!
But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs instead of blowing up. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Let’s get this party started, baby!