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Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
Enchantments Applied: 232 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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