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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Magic Crystals Found: 25 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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