Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the lair was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The player had to challenge the chicken to a dance-off to gain access to the treasure. And let’s just say, things got clucky real quick!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures this side of the blocky universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
