ZHumorCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Gods Slained:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

BroKits.minehut.gg

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2617
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Enchantments Applied:	163	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

LifeStealSMP.org

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Emeralds Found:	9570	Villages Defended:	15

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

org.sapphiremc.net

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6685	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

play.solacemc.net

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5616
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

play.peacefulfarms.net

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	282
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

mc.gamersreact.net

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

mc.cwresports.lk

CrownMC Survival

Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magic Items Found:	6310
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Crownmc.net:19132

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Towns Built:	8	New Chunks Explored:	233827
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

seiky.net

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	5467
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Towns Built:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

corn.gg

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Divine Spears Created:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Animals Bred:	61
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

conquerearthmc.com

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ores Mined:	1736	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Animals Bred:	131

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

stardix.com

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Emeralds Found:	7544
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

play.arcane-realms.org

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

jogar.absolutgg.com.br