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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 7372 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 3151 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 294 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies. Or how about mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of wild llamas?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds instead of mud. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be rich beyond your wildest dreams!
So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!