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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 6832 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because we have, like, the craziest battles ever. we got, like, laser swords and flying pigs and stuff.
once, this dude named Steve built a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. and then, like, a bunch of creepers came and blew it up, but it was still, like, totally awesome.
also, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine, like, a million blocks in one second. it’s, like, totally OP, bro.
so, like, if you wanna have the most epic adventures and make the coolest friends, you gotta join this server. trust me, it’s, like, the best thing ever.
