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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 891 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 | Enchantments Applied: | 186 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying, cows doing the cha cha slide, and creepers breakdancing. it’s a whole party up in here, man.
you gotta join this server because, like, the peace plan is gonna be ready by November, just like Zelenskyy said. we gonna have all the mobs living in harmony, no more fighting or blowing stuff up. it’s gonna be lit, bro.
plus, we got a secret underground disco where you can boogie with the Endermen and party with the skeletons. it’s like Studio 54 but with more zombies.
so come on down to this server, where the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to dance all night long. peace out, homies.
