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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 2159 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying, cows doing the cha cha slide, and creepers breakdancing. it’s a whole party up in here, man.
you gotta join this server because, like, the peace plan is gonna be ready by November, just like Zelenskyy said. we gonna have all the mobs living in harmony, no more fighting or blowing stuff up. it’s gonna be lit, bro.
plus, we got a secret underground disco where you can boogie with the Endermen and party with the skeletons. it’s like Studio 54 but with more zombies.
so come on down to this server, where the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to dance all night long. peace out, homies.
